A collection of rants, chants and incantations for the everyman.

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                                   I did Russian things.

Just busy being a man.

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This was animated, by hand, by one man.

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Whoa. My roommate has a voice. 

Source: commodificationofwhim

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My roommate has given up on Gainesville’s bus system, and instead decided to park at a little church that is within walking distance from campus. He could ride with me, but my bicycle only has one seat. So I decided to have a little fun with the situation and whip up a little letter from the church to ease his parking desires.

But if I wanted this action to really work, I would have to put the letter on every car in the parking lot, you know, to look legit. So I did. My roommate hopped on the bus and the lot looked a lot emptier this past week. Mission accomplished.

Don’t Sweat the small stuff.

Buy LEGO. Control WORLD.

or at least keep your roommates from eating your food.

Magic made for trashy classy lassies. 

Magic made for trashy classy lassies.